"Maid in Manhattan" asked whimsically if my preparations for Twila's visit consist of putting the toilet seat down. The answer is 'no', but I do have to clean the toilet. As soon as I finish this post I'm going to Google how to do that. The reason the answer is 'no', btw, is that the toilet seat does not go up in this house. Here is a little Burma Shave thing that I sometimes post (before company or a party), "For Men Only".
For Men Only
It doesn't hurt
To sit to squirt,
But if you must stand
Or die of shame,
Please be careful
With your aim.
Not that it does any good.
2 comments:
Durf, you know that men only understand threats, right? You need a message with a bit more bite. Perhaps something like this:
For Men Only
It doesn't hurt
To sit to squirt,
But if you must stand
And your aim goes wide
Prepare to be
Eunich-ified
Burma Shave
Leaving a rusty straight-edge hanging nearby would complete the tableau.
Rest assured, I have NO intention of coming back to visit you in New York! :-)
LMAO!
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