It Couldn't Last Forever

Well, we finally saw a bad play. Perhaps it's because 9,554 performances of "Perfect Crime" was just one too many. It was certainly at least one too many for the lead actress, who delivered most of her lines with her eyes closed. She didn't sound impaired, although she delivered her lines with no spaces between the words. But the closed eyes and facial distortions led Tash to conclude she was high on heroin. We were all highly (so to speak) entertained by her odd behavior -- so much so that none of us could recap the plot of the play afterward.